sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

nighthooker:

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

koolaicl:

*12 year old boy voice* should we do it dude?

koolaicl:

*12 year old boy voice* should we do it dude?

herpsichord:

A gem from the car museum.

spookyspatula:


This is the most Apple thing I’ve ever seen

spookyspatula:

This is the most Apple thing I’ve ever seen

replicaaa:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

tmiscience:

An 18-inch shrimp has just been caught off the shore of Fort Pierce, Florida. Scientists have yet to determine if it’s a rare specimen of Mantis Shrimp or merely the first scout from Cthulhu’s apocalyptic underseas army.
[Sploid]

someone ask posidon why he gotta be this way

How the fuck am I gonna put that in the deep fryer?

replicaaa:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

tmiscience:

An 18-inch shrimp has just been caught off the shore of Fort Pierce, Florida. Scientists have yet to determine if it’s a rare specimen of Mantis Shrimp or merely the first scout from Cthulhu’s apocalyptic underseas army.

[Sploid]

someone ask posidon why he gotta be this way

How the fuck am I gonna put that in the deep fryer?

magnacarterholygrail:

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

waka outchea creatin sustainable jobs and stimulatin the economy

magnacarterholygrail:

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

waka outchea creatin sustainable jobs and stimulatin the economy

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