validx2:

Bruh these new generation moms lol

hughdiancie:


country club parking lots are too wild

hughdiancie:

country club parking lots are too wild

naughtysalamander:

male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot

me with daddie during a thunderstorm

tuhree:

teenkai:

me: *suckin dick*

thunder: *makes loud noise*

me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

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zackisontumblr:

i would cry if my bae used ‘your’ incorrectly twice too

zackisontumblr:

i would cry if my bae used ‘your’ incorrectly twice too

littlehazy:

screamandshout:

britney explains things like no other

she has such a way with words

quarrterquels:

when you take out a pack of gum and someone asks for a piece

twofingerswhiskey:

other countries have their figure skating set to classical music and soulful movie soundtracks

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and then there’s canada

croptop2014:

j5h:

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

just-paper:

stopdrake2k14:

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN PUTTING DRAKE’S FACE ON WHEELCHAIR SIGNS AROUND TORONTO

Toronto has no chill tbh